Saturday, 07 November 2009

  • 790

    --Them
    So... what's their name?
    Adam

    How old are they?
    Nineteen!

    Are you going out or just crushing on them?
    going out.

    How long have you been going out/liked them for?

    psh.. like three years.

    What color hair do they have?
    black

    Eyes?

    brown

    How tall are they?
    5'11" ish

    Favourite music?
    everything

    Who's their best friend?
    me, besides me james.

    Do you get along with their friends?
    yes

    --Together
    Who's older?

    i am

    Who's hair is darker?
    his

    Who's eyes are darker?
    mine

    Do you like the same type of music?
    yeah

    Do you have anything in common?
    yes

    Where did you meet?
    party way back

    Do you have 'a song'?
    several

    How often do you talk to each other?

    every day


    --Yes/no
    Would you...
    Jump off a cliff for them?

    if i had to.

    Die for them?
    yes.

    Stick up for them?
    duhhh of course

    Hug them?

    yes

    Kiss them?
    yes

    Hold their hand?
    yes

    Dance with them?
    yes

    Tell them you love them?
    all the time

    --Last...
    Time you talked to them?

    right now

    Time you missed them?
    earlier today

    Thing you said to them?
    i laughed at something he said

    Thing they gave you?

    a kiss

Wednesday, 04 November 2009

  • 789

     Questions from Social Interview.
    [blazingbulletsxx]

    What was your dream job when you were little?
    i wanted to be a veterinarian or somthing

    What are your pet peeves?
    people who just can't let go and have FUN. even if it means you dress up in silly clothes and act like youre five again. life is supposed to be fun people.

    How much would you pay to meet the love of your life tonight?
    i hope i already know him..


    Name someone you wish you could date.
    hmm. neyo! or pharrell.

    If you had a year to live, what would you do?
    all kinds of stuff


    Are you a Mac or a PC?
    pc.

    If you could date someone on Facebook, who would you date?
    i dont do facebook

    What would you say to an alien that spoke English?
    so do aliens have dicks? if so, can i see?

    If you could join any band in concert, who would you join?
    uh

    Name one thing you secretly desire.
    to be able to get high, without getting addicted and completely strung out from it. hmm.

    Name something you wish you knew about someone(it can be whoever you want).
    i dunno?

    If you could have any two friends as parents who would they be and why?
    uh.

    If you were a genie and could give three wishes to any friends, who would you pick?
    adam, eila, jaeden i guess. even though i hardly ever talk to her anymore.

    What do you wish for this Christmas?
    i dunno.

    What are you currently obsessed with?
    shine.

    What is the best compliment you have ever received?
    i dunno.

    How much would you have to be paid to never use Facebook again?
    uh, nothing considering i dont use it to begin with

    What would you name your children?
    aiden, marley, saudi, hmm. NADIA!

    If you could have lunch with anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?
    gerard way.

    Do you think anyone would enjoy living as you for a day?
    maybeeee my life is never boring ha

    If someone asked you to go skydiving, would you accept?
    well. im going sky diving when im close to the AIDS marker.

    Do you think any of your friends would be a good rapper?
    hahahahaha not.

    If you could live forever as a really old person, would you accept?
    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Is there anything to you need to apologize to anyone about?
    im through with apologizing to people from my past :)

    If you ran away from home, who would you turn to?
    adam!

    If you had to marry one of your friends, who would it be?
    adam!

    How much money would it take for you to reveal your deepest secrets?
    not much

    Describe your wildest fantasy.
    hmmm

    If you could switch gender for a day, what would you do?
    omgosh. go to victoria's secret and try on EVERYTHING. get my hair and nails and makeup done. dress up. get some stilettos. party.

    What age in your life would you return to if you had the choice?
    this one

    If you could change any law, what would it be?
    GAY MARRIAGE FTW

Saturday, 31 October 2009

  • 788 its been awhile.

    1. Do you think the people that read your survey responses can relate to you?
    im sure some of them can

    2. Have you ever been stared down by a disturbing man and wanted to cringe?
    hmmm probably

    3. Have you ever gotten on PostSecret and been able to relate to more than one secret?
    yes

    4. Is there someone on xanga that you'd like to punch in the face?
    hmm no

    5. Are you one of the girls who play with your friends' hair?
    -NO! That is so damn weird I'm sorry. Maybe to fix it because they are such a hot mess but no, I don't play w/it. <---- AGREED.

    6. When's the last time you said "I give up!"?
    recently im sure

    7. ... Did you actually give up?
    no

    8. Is there a color that you absolutely despise?
    brown. and yellow.

    9. Which Kardashian sister is the prettiest?
    blah. i dont pay any attention to them.

    10. If you were a celebrity, would you be open about your sexual experiences?
    im a naturally open person..

    11. Do your grandparents like Americana stuff?
    uh

    12. Pick a side: Jon or Kate.
    who cares?

    13. What's a food you've never eaten?
    frog legs

    14. Can you drive a standard?
    yes

    15. Can you recall the most kids you've ever had in one Sims family?
    well you can only have eight people..


    16. Are you open to criticism?
    sort of.

    17. Are you better at grammar or literature?
    both

    18. Do you plan on joining a sorority in college?
    no

    19. When's the last time you were sick?
    right now

    20. When/if you make surveys, do you use proper grammar?
    i don't make surveys, but if i did i would use proper grammar.

    21. Do you talk to your pets?
    no pets to talk to

    22. Have you ever had surgery?
    yes

    23. Are your friends close to your parents?
    uh some of them areee

    24. Is it just me, or is there always something bad to cancel out the good?
    usually

    25. When is the last time you cried?
    i dunno, its been awhile

Monday, 19 October 2009

  • 787

    This survey gets REAL personal, can you handle it? yep.

    Your last ex rapes your best friend. What do you do? well im with him again, so id dump him beat the shit out of him and report him.
    Name one person you wish you could fix things with?
    alexes...
    What’s something you’re looking forward to?
    blah. nothing really.
    Have you ever turned to drinking or smoking to solve a problem?
    of course.
    Have you seen someone recently you used to talk to, but don’t anymore?
    yes.
    Do you think it’s a bunch of shit when people say “I have no regrets."?
    sort of haha
    Do your parents love you?
    maybe
    If your best friend needed somewhere to stay, could they live with you?
    yes
    There's a serial killer inside your house. What do you do?
    leave
    Would you be the dumb bitch who gets killed first in a movie?
    yup
    Do you get scared during scary movies?
    not anymore
    Where do you want to live when you're older?
    i dunno really.

    Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009? not at all.
    Your phone is ringing. It's your ex. What do you say?
    i wouldnt answer cuzzzz i never answer the phone
    Have you ever kissed anyone you weren't dating?
    yes
    Are you on any type of drugs? only medicinal drugs now. im CLEANNNN :)))))!!!!!
    What are your plans for the weekend? i dont really have any yet.
    Do you tell the person you love/like everything?
    pretty much
    Where did your last hug take place?
    in a car
    Is there something you're looking forward to?
    you already asked that
    Is there someone you're missing right now?
    no
    Do you believe in second chances?
    yes
    Have you ever been cheated on?
    yes
    Whats something you need to get done?
    eh. i need to get a job.
    Have you ever fallen asleep in an opposite sex's bed? yes
    How would you react if you walked in on your sibling having sex?
    RUN AWAY
    Whats your favorite color?
    black
    What was the most boring thing you did today?
    slept
    Have you ever gotten burnt by a cigarette?
    yes
    Are you taller then 5'5?
    yup
    Do you ever wonder if the person next to you is a virgin?
    sometimes hahahah idk why.
    Did you know anybody that has committed suicide? yeah. tons of people. i live in suicide high.
    Are your toe nails painted pink? nope
    What's the last letter of your middle name? s
    What kind of tea do you like the most?
    ew
    Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
    jaeden texted me but i never answered. she sent me like 15 messages and called me 3 times.
    Do you cry?
    indeed
    What are/were you doing at twelve this afternoon?
    its 9:33AM

    Have you ever wished you could've had someone but you messed that up? no
    Have you ever kissed someones who's name started with a R? hm yes. judgemental bastard.
    What does your 9th text in your inbox say?
    "i think ts hot, especially in my face lmao"
    Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
    louddddddd
    Did the last person you kiss have a tattoo?
    nope
    Could things possibly get any better?
    yeah
    When you're getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
    yes
    Where were you last Saturday night?
    i dont rememberrrrr
    Who is the last person you ate with?
    kyle and my dad
    Would you ever try being a vegetarian?
    i am vegetarian
    Is there anyone you know that deserves to get slapped?
    yeah
    Do you prefer to call or text?
    text. i pretty much hate talking on the phone. <--same
    If you could have anything right now what would it be? a lambo and a kickass job

Monday, 12 October 2009

  • 786

    1. Where is the boy you like now?
    just went back to his house

    2. What were you doing Friday night?
    i was with adam, eila, and claudia just hanging out at eila's.

    3. Name something you did yesterday?
    relaxed at home


    4. Last person you text messag'd?
    casey

    5. Who was the last person to call you?
    im not suuuure. oh adam's mom.

    6. What are you doing right now?
    this

    7. Where do you wanna travel to next?
    italia

    8. What color are your eyes?
    brown

    9. Who is your idol?
    dont have one

    10. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
    yes

    11. Last place you ordered food from?
    subway

    12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
    adam

    13. What color is your hair?
    dark brown

    14. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid?
    yeah


    15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    mhm

    16. Who knows a secret or two about you?
    adam

    17. When was the last time you lied?
    like a minute ago. casey is askin me if i think eila is into claudia and if he should be worried. i said i had no idea.

    19. Did you have a nap today?
    well, yeah i guess.

    20. What is your favorite drink?
    diet coke with lime

    21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats?
    jeans

    25. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing now?
    jaeden's closet

    26. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
    yeah

    29. Is anyone jealous of you?
    maybe

    30. Have any regrets?
    its whatever now

    31. Where were you 1 hour ago?
    here

    32. Where were you 8 hours ago?
    sleeping with adam

    33. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend?
    yes

    38. Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
    adam

    39. What are you looking forward to?
    stuff. seeing where this goes.

    41. Have you kissed anyone in the past week, if so who?
    yes, adam

    43. What are you listening to?
    madina lake

    45. Favorite Sports Team?
    blah USEF?

    46. What song do you want played at your funeral?
    i dunno yet

    47. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
    playing speed with adam

    48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
    i dont remember

    49. Who will you be with this Saturday night?
    i dunno

    50. Is tomorrow going to be a good night?
    I hate that song. <-me too. and idk.

Thursday, 08 October 2009

  • 785

    what do you check out first when you check someone out?

    body

     

    what is the least favorite part of your body?

    ass and stomach

     

    dolly or loretta?

    uh

     

    things you envy from the opposite sex.

    they're pretty, have great hair, and have an ass.

     

    3 things you really don't envy from the opposite sex.

    periods, hormones, maintenance required to look good all the time haha

     

    which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?

    lust

     

    have you ever had an eating disorder?

    yeah, still struggling with it

     

    when was the last time you made out with a stranger?

    hmm its been ahwile. probably since before i went to rehab.

     

    are you gonna call him/her?

    nope

     

    is he/she gonna call you?

    i hope not

     

    what kind of drunk are you?

    slut

     

    have you ever had a drug problem?

    yes

     

    if yes , what drug(s)?

    addictions to cocaine and meth but i've experimented with just about everything.

     

    how long have you gone without having sex?

    well.. from birth to age eight i was a virgin.. since then i've been consistently sexually active whether by choice or not.

     

    without eating?

    days

     

    without sleeping?

    a couple days

     

    when was the last time you did cocaine?

    june sometime

     

    when was the last time you smoked weed?

    last night

     

    what does your hair look like now?

    blah

     

    3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.

    tank tops/camis, jeans, flip flops.

     

    would you ever have cosmetic surgery?

    maybe

     

    when was the last time you stole something?

    when i was like twelve.

     

    do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?

    no

     

    what is your favorite night to go out?

    friday and saturday

     

    who is your hero/role model?

    none

     

    whats the most grotesque part of the human body?

    feet

     

    name 3 things you cant stand from people?

    whining, arguing about every little thing, talking too much

Tuesday, 06 October 2009

  • 784

    you going to be one hundred percent honest?
    yesss

    If your girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with you tonight, what would you do?
    im single

    Could you go the rest of your life without doing any drugs?

    i hope so


     

    What are you wearing on your feet?

    fuzzy girl socks hahah one is red, and the other is pink and red striped. they're eila's.

    Last dream you had:

    last night i dreamt i beat the shit out of this girl cuz she was trying to fuck casey. weirrrrd. eila would beat the shit out of her first though probably.


     

    Has the opposite sex ever written you a poem?

    nah

    Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?

    maybeee


     

    Was last night enjoyable for you?

    yesssss very


     

    What is the first letter of the last name of the last person you kissed?

    wow i had to think to get that question straight. T


     

    Do you change your phone background a lot?

    yes


     

    How's your heart lately?

    getting better


     

    If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?

    run away! <--yeah. or hop into a tree


     

    What have you done all day?

    woke up, showered, got ready, ate breakfast


     

    Are you happy?

    yeah


     

    Do you want to tell someone how you feel?

    he knows how i feel


     

    Ever gave a really long apology?

    yes


     

    Where do you think your best friend is right now?

    her house


     

    Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?

    yes


     

    Who was the last person you high fived?

    karissa


     

    Whats the last thing that made you smile?

    waking up and realizing where i was


     

    Will you be in a relationship next month?

    hopefully

     

    Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?

    somewhere in the middle

     

    If someone is interested in you right now, would you like them to tell you?

    yes

     

    How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

    like 7

     

    Who did you last yell at and why?

    i dont remember

     

    Is your best friend pissing you off at this exact moment?

    no, well actually yeah she is. i forgot.

     

    Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?

    adam's bed

     

    Who slept in your bed with you last night?

    i was at adam's in his bed with him

     

    Has anyone ever called you a bitch?

    yeah kinda funny cuz im not a girl

     

    Will you be a strict parent one day?

    nope

     

    Can you go in public looking like you do?

    yeah

     

    Do you like Olive Garden?

    i love olive garden

     

    Are you thinking about someone right now?

    yes

     

    What was the last thing you ate?

    cinnamon toast crunch

     

    What movie did you last go see? and with who?

    i dont remember, its been a long ass time since i actually went to the movies

  • 783

    the NO WORDS survey
    Here's the deal: you can't answer any of these questions with words.
    You can only use Smiley faces. Answer with an emotioncon you feel fits
    as your answer. Make up your own smiley! :)

    Hi, how is your day?: :\
    Do you like meeting new people?: :]
    How do you feel about achohol?: :]
    Do you know how to drive?: :]
    How do you feel about roller coasters?: :\
    Do you like little kids?: :[
    Did you sleep with a stuffed animal when you were littler?: :[
    Do you like school?:
    How do you feel about plaid patterns?: :\
    Do you like Coca Cola?: :\
    Do you like scary movies?: :)!!!!
    How is your life as of right now?: :\
    Do you enjoy being alone?: :]
    Do you like the smell of hand sanitizer?: :[
    Do you believe in magic?: :[
    Do you like going to concerts?: :)!!!!!!!!!!!

    Do you like cold weather?: :[
    What about warm weather?: :] !
    Are you a crazy, outgoing person?: :\
    Or are you shy and keep to yourself?: :/
    What does the future look like for you?: :/
    Do you like teamwork?: :]
    Are any parts of you sore right now?: :[
    Do you like the color purple?: :]
    Do you watch a lot of tv?: :[
    Do you like the summer?: :] !!!!!!1
    Do you make wishes at 11:11?: :]
    Do you like trying new things?: :]
    Do you like Mexican food?: :[
    How is your relationship between you and your family?: :]/:\
    Do you have any pets?: :[
    Do you like piercings?: :] !!!!
    What about tattoos?: :] !!!!!
    Do you enjoy where you live?: :]
    Are you a little kid on the inside?: :\
    What about on the outside?: :[
    Do you like playing sports?:
    :\
    Do you have a best friend?: :]
    How do you feel about our new president?: :]
    Do you travel a lot?: :[
    Descirbe yourself in one emotioncon.: :\

Friday, 02 October 2009

  • 782

    Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis?
    no, i like never take pictures of myself

    Have you ever left a job and stole something before leaving?
    nope

    Have you ever stolen anything from anywhere, period?
    yes

    Do you like the name Adam?
    yes. <3

    What is the first liquid you drank today?
    water

    Have you ever been to the largest city in your country?
    nope

    Have you been to your country's capital city?
    nope

    Have you ever been to Los Angeles, California?
    nope

    Do you believe in angels?
    nope

    Did you know McDonald's has a dollar menu for breakfast, too?
    yes

    Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? Or do you not care either way?
    diet coke

    What do you think of Portland, Oregon mayor Sam Adams lying to his voters?
    do i care?

    Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don't?
    yep

    Have you bled today?
    nope

    When is the last time you ate donuts?
    its been awhile

    Do you like Little Debbie brand snacks or Hostess better?
    i dunno

    What's the longest word you know of that you can type with your left hand?
    again, do i care to know?

    Are you left handed?
    no

    Do you use your left or right thumb to press the space bar?
    i use my right index finger to press the space bar lol

    Have you ever had a Hershey's bar with almonds?
     yeah

    What is your favorite IM service?
    AIM i guess but i don't use it anymore really

    What cell phone company do you have?
    us cellular

    Do you text on a daily basis? What about hourly?
    yes/maybe

    Do you eat yellow snow?
    god no

    What button on your keyboard do you press most besides the space bar?
    i dunno

    What's the last song you listened to?
    save me - shinedown

    When is the last time you sneezed?
    i dont remember..its been awhile

    Who is the 3rd person you talked to this morning?
    i have no idea. eila?

    Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone?
    nope

    Did you ever have a wallet made out of duct tape?
    YES

    Did you know that you have to be 18 to buy duct tape or white out now?
    white out i knew, duct tape though? really? gay.

    Have you ever slipped on a banana peel?
    no hahah when is there ever a banana peel on the floor?

    Have you ever played Super Smash Bros?
    nope

    Super Nintendo or Xbox 360: which would you rather play?
    Xbox 360

    Have you ever played an Atari?
    yes

    If you didn't already, would you have liked to lived in the 80s?
    yup

    Do you tease your hair?
    nope

    Have you ever smelled a skunk?
    yes

    Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk?
    nope

    Did you ever listen to New Kids on the Block?
    no

    Is it hard to wake you up in the morning?
    yes

    Are you a bitch when you're woken up?
    i can be

    Would you ever get a tramp stamp?
    yeah

    Wouldn't you rather make your own holes in your jeans, than buy them?
    i don't care hha.

    Have you ever gotten high off of chemicals?
    yes

    Do you like the smell of gasoline?
    indeed i do

    How much do you spend on gas, normally?
    blah!

    How much is gas where you live?
    i have no idea

    Have you ever watched Ripley's Believe It or Not?
    nope

    Don't you think panda bears look like you could go up and hug them?
    yesssss

    Have you ever seen an animal with rabies?
    only on tv

    Did you see the movie Juno?
    i did

    Do you like The Velvet Underground?
    nope

    Have you ever seen the film Un Chien Andelou?
    nope

    Have you ever pet a sting ray?
    no

    Would you ever swim with dolphins?
    YES

    Did you ever see the movie Free Willy?
    yeahhh

    What do you think of Hot Topic?
    its whatever

    Do you pluck, shave, or wax your eyebrows? Or maybe you just let em grow?
    pluck

    Would you ever play the fiddle?
    nope

    What is the thing you laughed hardest at recently?
    i was DYING of laughter at dinner with my family last night

    Would you ever volunteer at your local library?
    maybe

    Do you like Andy Warhol's artwork?
    no

    Do you even know who he is?
    yeah

    What do you think of homosexuals?
    im biased. im gay, the boy im in love with is gay, my dad is gay, his partner is gay...etc.

  • 781

    What is your middle name?
    james

    Do you live on your own?
    nope, i live with my biological dad, his partner, and my sister.

    Are you feeling uneasy about anything?
    nope.

    What's the longest amount of time you can remember going without a shower or bath?
    when i had back surgery i couldnt take an actual shower for like two weeks

    Does the sight of blood disturb you?
    not at all

    Do you know who you want to spend the rest of your life with?
    i have an idea.

    Do you hate drama?
    eh its whatever

    What would you do if you found out your partner was gay?
    it would be pretty cool considering im gay..


    Have you ever been to Florida?
    nope

    Do you love anyone?
    yes

    Where is the person you care about the most?
    sleeping

    Do you have any plans for later?
    cadiz is coming over

    Do you try to eat healthy?
    not really

    Have you/could you give up eating meat?
    i've been vegetarian for like, six or seven years.

    Do you eat a Mcdonalds/BK ever? What do you get?
    hardly ever.


    When is the last time you saw your boy/girlfriend?
    single

    Do you think babies are cute or annoying?
    ANNOYING

    Do you cringe at the thought of some of the stupid things you did as a child?
    yeah haha, of course

    Do you feel like there's something missing in your life?
    yes

    Would you rather go without shaving your legs (if you're a girl) for 2 weeks or go without shaving your armpits for 2 weeks?
    armpits. i shave both though.

    Ever tried buying anything/eaten at a restaurant when you realized you didn't have enough money to pay?
    no

    Ever taken a pregnancy test?
    no, but ive offered support to plenty of girls who had to

    Would you like receiving flowers or do you think that's tacky?
    "Why would that be tacky? Anyone that thinks that obviously doesn't appreciate the gesture enough to even deserve it. xD" <- Ah, I completely agree. I can't stand people who don't appreciate things just because they're "cliche." They need to realize that it's a nice gesture, because they could just not think of you at all. <---agreed. :)

    Has anyone ever told you that you should model?
    yes hahahahha rachel is nuts though.

    Do you like where you are right now?
    yeah

    Do you support gay marriage?
    yes

    Do you have trouble eating anything that looks or smells really gross even if it tastes good?
    yes haha

    Do you like to text a lot? If so, on average, about how many do you think you send in a day?
    i text a lot. i dont know how many in a day though. over 100 probably.


    Is there something you plan on accomplishing after doing this survey?
    no

    Is your room usually clean or messy?
    clean

    Do you have a computer in your room?
    yes

    What pisses you off a whole lot?
    haughty people

    Is there any smell you like that a lot of people don't or seems weird?
    gasoline, cigars, sharpie, idk.

    Are you completely comfortable with your sexuality?
    yes

    Did you ever like the backstreet boys or nsync?
    yes

    Do you think high school is a waste of time?
    yup.

    Would you ever consider doing anything sexual with a teacher or a past teacher?
    no

    Do you like being alone?
    sometimes

    Are you rich?
    no

    What is your favorite kind of breakfast cereal?
    cinnamon toast crunch

    Do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom, every time?
    yes

    Would you do something you didn't really want to just to please your significant other?
    depending on what it was yeah.

    Do you ever want to adopt a child?
    no, only because of my HIV status. otherwise i would consider adoption.

    Do you think people who commit suicide are brave or selfish?
    Neither. I think that it's very sad that they are hurting so much that, in their mind, ending their life is their only way out. I don't think it's selfish at all, because really, what would they be gaining after they've died? Attention? It isn't like they'd be aware of it, or even be around to accept it. And those who commit suicide are very often people who keep their depression inside, and no one even knows how they feel. Dying is a scary thought, especially when you're so close to it, and I think that if someone actually went through the entire process of killing themself, then they were not doing it for attention; they were really in need of some help. <-- agreed. couldn't have said it better myself. i think that the survivors who are all OMG HE/SHE WAS SO SELFISH FOR DOING THAT TO US!... are selfish. why would you ask someone you love to stick around when they're in severe emotional pain just so you wont have to grieve. i think thats selfish.

    What is your dream car?
    lamborghini gallardo, escalade, and corvette.

    Do you think you have a lot of friends?
    yeah

    Do you spend a lot of time on the internet?
    sort of

    Are you happy right now?
    eh